Irritable Bowel Syndrome Cop blames Aliens, but sues the Government

A cop from Newark, new Mexico is suing the government for his irritable bowel syndrome. Sergent Barry McGuire claims to have developed irritable bowel syndrome after he was abducted by aliens.

Patrolling  the Round Forks area Sargent McGuire noticed his car was having problems when it came to a grinding halt. Finding his radio not working he reached for his mobile phone, and found that also malfunctioning. Suddenly a bright light filled the car, McGuire said,"It was the kind of light you get when you burn sugar, kinda weird but at the same time cool."

Things became kind of fuzzy for the Newark patrolman after that, he woke in his bed completely naked apart from him boots, which were on his feet without socks and on the wrong feet.

Days after that Sergent McGuire found it difficult to sit for long periods and found he was using far more toilet tissue than usual when going about his business.

As Area 51 is close by, McGuire claims he was abducted by aliens with full complicity of the Government and along with his lawyer, an expert in personal injury claims are suing the Governments for 15 billion dollars.

His lawyer claims," This case is a slam dunk. This is an officer of the law who is suffering pain and distress simply because aliens are being allowed to abduct whomever they see fit. We expect to win this one."

The judge has postponed the hearing till next year.